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My House Is All Covered in Pee
A happy mum lived with her toddler & spouse
in a nice smelling street, in a sweet smelling house.
Potty training began... now no sign of her spouse(?!)
and there's pee all over her house.
She said "Wise Mumsnet won't you help me please, my house is all covered in pee."
"Try lots of praise." said the online gang.
Try lots of praise? What a curious plan.
So she showered her toddler with positive praise
and the pees went into the potty for days.
But the toddler rebelled and began raising hell
he peed in the kitchen and hallway aswell.
I'm losing the will here, I'm down on my knees
my house is all covered in pee.
She said "Wise Mumsnet won't you help me please, my house is all covered in pee."
"try chocolate buttons" said the online gang.
Try chocolate buttons? What a curious plan.
So she handed out choc for each trip to the pan
and the pees and the poos went according to plan.
But the toddler got bored & kept wanting more,
he peed on the sofa and peed on the floor.
I'm losing my mind here, I'm down on my knees.
My house is all covered in pee.
She said "Wise Mumsnet won't you help me please, my house is all covered in pee.
"Try rewards!" said the online gang.
Try rewards? What a curious plan.
So she got a rewards chart, star stickers galore.
The toddler got stickers and prizes and more.
But he didn't care and became a right mare.
By this time she'd pee on her clothes and her hair.
"I'm going to go mental, I'm down on my knees.
My house is all covered in pee."
And she said "Ignore Mumsnet, i'll listen to me, cause my house is all covered in pee."
Can I put the kid out in the garden? I can!
Put the kid out? What a wonderful plan!
Now the toddler is peeing and pooing with gusto
all over the garden, but it was a must- oh!
He's a little bit feral but not at all bored
and she waves from the window, thumbs up from the door.
I'm a genius, I'm thrilled, yes I'm ever so pleased,
my house doesn't smell of the pee.
Yes she's a genius, she's thrilled, she's ever so pleased,
her house doesn't smell of the pee.
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